This is our last story from Uganda. Chris, as with the stories from the West Bank they have touched our hearts and I for one want to say thank you. This w/e we begin to look east towards the Olympics in Beijing. For now enjoy this last post from Chris.
The Headmaster’s Office
She mumbles the words, sitting behind the big desk.
“He will be back soon. He has gone to visit a member of staff. Their mum has just died. It is AIDS. He is on a Boda Boda so won’t be long. Please, sit down.”
So the six of us wait in the Headmaster’s office, waiting for him to return on the Boda Boda – which we come to understand as the local “bicycle-come-taxi” ridden over bumpy Ugandan tracks by men with too much testosterone. Good job the Headmaster will be on a soft seat.
On our way to his office our attention had been grabbed by the moral advertising in blue paint on all the roof rafters above the classroom doors and windows. “People with HIV need care and support”; “Say no to bad touches”; “Virginity is healthy”. A very in-your-face strategy for a bunch of eight year old kids.
Now, as the African sun blazes the school yard outside, we sit quietly in his office and gaze around at the walls. Cracked plastered walls filled from floor to ceiling with sheets of paper crammed with numbers on. It is like living in a spreadsheet. Numbers for how many girls and boys and staff for each year stage. Numbers in Ugandan shillings for the cost of uniforms, books, and maintenance per term. Names of staff and their home addresses and wages. It seems that the Data Protection Act hasn’t yet crawled into Uganda.
“Greetings!” he beams. He is the kind of man who brings the sunshine indoors with him. He stands in the doorway like The Fat Controller, embellished with the kind of smile we have come to expect here. His apology for his lateness gives way to a short potted history of the school. In fact we are well versed in the school history as it is written out painstakingly by hand on several sheets of paper tacked to the wall in front of us.
Then he says something that has stuck with me ever since. Had the school successfully collected in all the fees from the 1130 pupils, they would have around £25,000 available. Do the maths. That’s £22.12 per student for the year. However, with the local economic poverty they face, the burden of AIDS, and the absence of any reliable infrastructure for communication other than word of mouth, they have collected in £600 for the year. My calculator tells me that is 53 pence per child for the year.
He remains standing in the doorway, not for effect, but it is a portrait that reveals no self-pity or panic. His posture says quite proudly “And that’s the way it is folks, so we just get on with it.”
The Headmaster’s Office by Chris Spriggs











